heh heh..not even dengue or racist bloggers can stop us from keeping fit!!
hmm..I think I look kinda sexy in my sporting gear.

Haha..I think this pic is just hilarious. But it's kinda wierd that they're exercising inside the Istana, what with all the chandeliers, a bit too classy leh.

More digital crap coming your way soon...

This was a spur of the moment piece of artwork done quite a while ago, during the Hurricane Katrina disaster. "Pray" seemed to be an apt title then, but I guess you could rename it as "Please Smack the Mozzies" now.

I happened to stumble onto the Yahoo! Singapore front page today and it seems like the mozzies are garnering so much attention, albeit negative. Seems quite ridiculous that creatures so small can actually pose so much danger. Anyway, super mozzies immune to insecticides are beginning to stake a claim on our flesh, so forget insect rights and let the extermination begin! Muahaha...

P.S. Let's all pray that there will come a day when either all mozzies have become exitinct or that mozzies and humans can finally find a way to live in peace.

Just an afterthought, The Mozzies..sounds like a pretty good band name to me. Any takers?

Project Superstar has finally ended. And Kelvin has emerged as the winner. However, the real tension and drama really wasn't the one you saw on TV. Check out the superstar forum instead. There is enough bitching between fans of both camps to be made into the next reality show.

However, we should not let rivalry and animosity overshadow their achievement. They are both winners in their own right. Hence, they shall be presented with the Superstar Wannabe Efforts Award (Regional) or SWEAR, in short, which seek the honour the efforts made by these potential superstars.

The-most-hair-raising-stunt-pulled-off award goes to... ...
Kelly
Woah! That afro wig she put on during last night's performance was no doubt the most hair-raising one. There's definitely no competition. She wins this one hairs down. Her record company should seek to trademark that hairdo and make it her signature style, just like what Marilyn Monroe's hair did for Marilyn. (see picture above)

The-most-touching-rendition-of-a-song award goes to... ...
Kelvin
His voice has won over the hearts of many aunties and uncles. His touching rendition of songs has moved judges and countless aunties, so much so that they have almost cried while hearing him. Now that he has just began his superstar career, his record company shoud craft a Bae Yong Jun image out of him and get him to star in a new idol drama called "Summer Sonata". However, instead of Bae's trademark glasses, Kelvin shall wear sunglasses. (see picture above) Get your tissues out now!

As usual, the first thing I do every morning is pick up the Life section of the straits times. And always, there's a bloody quote on the front by a celeb that just gets on your nerves.

Today's one is the ultimate: "I can't stand Bob Dylan. He sounds like a freak. And that Chris Martin isn't any good either-he can't do any vibrato, which colours a voice, so he sounds conversational." From none other than the infamous Charlotte Church.

So here are the top 3 reasons why she should just keep her trap shut and save her noise..i mean, voice for her next album (if there will even be one).

1) Brainless lyrics which may be coupled with the most gorgeous voice ever just doesn't make you sound any better than a freak.

2) Myriad controversial news about you have apparantly polluted our eyes, causing our short-sightedness to worsen, so please stop trying to get more coverage (definitely not literally).

3) Just so you know that these are not exactly baseless claims, I have actually done a little research on your profile on Wikipedia. And apparantly, it doesn't contain much positive descriptions about you, apart from your earlier days.

And here's a part of your lyrics (in case you've never even seen it):

I think I’m crazy think I’m stupid
Must have lost my mind
Wonder what I’m thinking loving you
Cos boy if you were mine
I’d really go insane, you’d be my favorite thing
I’d go ballistic yeh you’re making me a crazy chick

You driving me to insanity
All the things you do you make me come unglued
I just can’t help myself I need professional help

DEFINITELY!