Happy 1 year Anniversary to this bloggy crap!
Time to offer a nugget of historical information on this bloggy crap. Let's see. To summarize the entire course of history in one sentence, this bloggy crap started 'cause I needed a platform to diss that big-mouthed Charlotte Church. There. It's that simple. Due to the blog's humble origins, it has since evolved into, basically, a crappy blog, where I can spew my crap all over. Though things do get a lil serious at times.
So since, this is a 1 year anniversary post thingy, let's do something special. Let's diss another celeb, a particular favourite of mine, Paris Hilton. I'm gonna analyze her song since she once famously descibed her album as something so good it made her wanna cry.
I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
(Indeed Miss Hilton, you do have way more time on your hands than most people, ya know)
Cuz I don't find too many guys
That treat me like you do
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
(I mean, what do you expect those guys to think after your sex tape scandal?)
But when I walk their talk is suicide
(Walking your talk is suicide to me too)
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And I'm satisfied, oh no, ohh
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
(Indeed, how can they not be, when loaded people like you are getting even richer?)
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
(This is seriously so cheesy)
Wow, Miss Hilton, your lyrics are so deep I wanna drown in your tears this instant.